Fitted in about ninety seconds
Wipe the jamb dry. Peel the backing. Press it flat. Open and close the door a few times to set it.
First print run, shipping now. Free shipping over $20.
The original viral warning label
Waterproof. UV and oil resistant. Fit it to the door jamb, open the door, and let your passenger do the reading.
- Waterproof, UV resistant, tear proof
- Ships in 24 hours, free shipping over $20
- 30 day guarantee, no forms to fill in
Secure checkoutShips in 24hShips from Australia
Why this exists
Nobody had printed it properly
Every version out there is a blurry screenshot stuck to paper that curls in the rain. It peels off the door in a week. The joke deserves a sticker that lasts.
So we printed our own. Waterproof polyester, UV and oil resistant, die cut to size. It reads as a real safety notice at a glance. That is the whole point.
There are no reviews yet. This is the first run. We would rather say that plainly than invent a number.
In the wild
It sits flush on the painted trim. From across the car park it looks like a real manufacturer notice.
What you actually get
One waterproof polyester sticker, 9.6cm by 5.1cm. Tear proof. Freezer safe to 176F. Easy peel and stick.
This is what they see when you open the door
1
On the door jamb
Where the door meets the frame, in the line of sight when it opens.
2
Eye level on entry
The passenger reads it as they climb in. That is the moment.
3
Flush and dry
Pressed flat to painted metal. No bubbles, no curling edges.
Best value
The biggest pack
More stickers, lower price each. Keep one, give the rest. The pack that pays for itself per sticker.
$25.95
$2.88 per sticker, 9 in the pack
The old way costs you a Saturday
Generic sticker shops versus doing it once, properly.
Generic sticker shop
Jamb Labs
Sourcing
A Saturday on the laptop
Two minutes here
Material
Paper that curls
Waterproof polyester
Print
Blurry screenshot
Crisp warning label
Dispatch
When they get to it
24 hours, business days
Guarantee
Good luck
30 day replacement
Guarantee
Bent, peeled or just not funny to you
30 day replacement. No receipt to dig out, no form to fill in. Send a photo, we send another. If the joke misses, we make it right.
Straight answers
How big is it?+
9.6cm by 5.1cm. Die cut, easy peel and stick.
Will it survive the weather?+
Yes. Waterproof polyester, UV and oil resistant, tear proof. Rated from -4F in the freezer to 176F in the sun.
What does it stick to?+
Clean, dry, flat surfaces. Glass, metal, painted trim. Not fabric.
How fast does it ship?+
24 hour dispatch on business days. Ships from Australia. Free shipping over $20.
Fit it once. Let it work forever.
One sticker. A door jamb. A passenger who reads it every time. That is the whole thing.